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漫漫夜,只一诺(逍遥派) 2010-02-08 23:26 楼主
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Saaidi’s are residents of southern Egypt, who are well known for their “intelligence”, “strength”, and “wit”. They are the descendents of the Pharaoos…

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Saaidi: I was born in Egypt .
Lebanese : ' Oh really, what part? '
Saaidi: ' All of me, you silly Lebanese!!. '

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A girl asked her Saaidi boyfriend : ' Habibi, if we get engaged will
you give me a ring? '
Sure replied the Saaidi: 'Sure, What ' s your phone number? '
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Saaidi is for the 1st time buying a colour TV.
Saaidi: Do you have colour TVs?
Salesman : Sure..
Saaidi: Give me a green one.

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Q: Why did 18 Saaidis go to a movie together?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!

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Q: A Saaidi ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it
six or twelve pieces.
A: ' Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces '

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What about the Saaidi ' s wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.

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Saaidi: ' Excuse me sir, what time is it? '
MAN: ' It ' s 3:15. '
Saaidi: (puzzled look on his face) ' You know, it ' s the weirdest thing,
I have been asking that question all day, and each time get a
different answer. '

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A Saaidi: was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a
sign that said ' DISNEYLAND LEFT ' .
After thinking for a minute he said to himself ' oh well! ' and turned
around and returned home.

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A Saaidi: got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to
finish it. He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box
it said ' 2-3 years ' !!!

54个回复
  • 橘杞杞(被困在地球)2010-02-08 23:35 2楼
    我来报个到、明早睡醒脑袋清醒好好看下哈~

    漫漫夜,只一诺(逍遥派)2010-02-08 23:44 201
    嗯,小爱早睡~

    橘杞杞(被困在地球)2010-02-08 23:46 202
    漫漫夜,只一诺说:嗯,小爱早睡~
    恩丫~O(∩_∩)O~漫漫抱抱~安安喽~

    漫漫夜,只一诺(逍遥派)2010-02-08 23:49 203
    橘杞杞说:恩丫~O(∩_∩)O~漫漫抱抱~安安喽~
    抱个。好梦~
  • Lomo时光(延吉)2010-02-08 23:41 3楼

    漫漫夜,只一诺(逍遥派)2010-02-08 23:44 301
    。。。。。你看了吗。。。。

    Lomo时光(延吉)2010-02-08 23:46 302
    漫漫夜,只一诺说:。。。。。你看了吗。。。。
    我看了,就是。。。。

    漫漫夜,只一诺(逍遥派)2010-02-08 23:49 303
    Lomo时光说:我看了,就是。。。。
    没看懂。。。

    Lomo时光(延吉)2010-02-08 23:50 304
    漫漫夜,只一诺说:没看懂。。。
    我很努力了,如果把这单词都才看,26个英文字母我还是晓得的~

    漫漫夜,只一诺(逍遥派)2010-02-08 23:54 305
    Lomo时光说:我很努力了,如果把这单词都才看,26个英文字母我还是晓得的~
    慢慢看吧。。这里的单词都不难。。

    Lomo时光(延吉)2010-02-08 23:56 306
    漫漫夜,只一诺说:慢慢看吧。。这里的单词都不难。。
    我会努力的,漫漫姐·············

    漫漫夜,只一诺(逍遥派)2010-02-08 23:57 307
    Lomo时光说:我会努力的,漫漫姐·············
    嗯,乖了乖了。

    Lomo时光(延吉)2010-02-08 23:58 308
    漫漫夜,只一诺说:嗯,乖了乖了。
    有埃及。。。有黎巴嫩?

    漫漫夜,只一诺(逍遥派)2010-02-09 00:00 309
    Lomo时光说:有埃及。。。有黎巴嫩?
    对了

    Lomo时光(延吉)2010-02-09 00:02 310
    漫漫夜,只一诺说:对了
    谁问了谁一句。。。。。。。其他的迷糊了!

    漫漫夜,只一诺(逍遥派)2010-02-09 00:07 311
    Lomo时光说:谁问了谁一句。。。。。。。其他的迷糊了!
    我忙去了。月儿慢慢玩,早睡哦。

    Lomo时光(延吉)2010-02-09 00:09 312
    漫漫夜,只一诺说:我忙去了。月儿慢慢玩,早睡哦。
    是,主子·

    lennon(北京)2010-02-12 02:23 313
    Lomo时光说:谁问了谁一句。。。。。。。其他的迷糊了!
    ask someone to translate for you~

    Lomo时光(延吉)2010-02-12 02:25 314
    lennon说:ask someone to translate for you~
    你就饶了我吧···
  • ki(小清新音乐窝)2010-02-08 23:45 4楼
    呃啊..没有我们的好笑

    此消息来自于手机虾米

    漫漫夜,只一诺(逍遥派)2010-02-08 23:48 401
    这个。。又不是比赛。。
  • ki(小清新音乐窝)2010-02-09 00:00 5楼
  • Yakamoz(北京)2010-02-09 04:19 6楼
    haha, i wish i could have a Saaidi acquaintance~~~

    漫漫夜,只一诺(逍遥派)2010-02-09 04:44 601
    ..Ya-er just want amusement... >.< :P

    Yakamoz(北京)2010-02-09 04:54 602
    漫漫夜,只一诺说:..Ya-er just want amusement... >.< :P
    hehe, yea, that's...emmm, human nature~~~am i right~

    漫漫夜,只一诺(逍遥派)2010-02-09 05:01 603
    Yakamoz说:hehe, yea, that's...emmm, human nature~~~am i right~
    well well, i will keep an eye out for amusing little jokes like these for you then ~~~

    :)

    Yakamoz(北京)2010-02-09 05:20 604
    漫漫夜,只一诺说:well well, i will keep an eye out for amusing little jokes like these for you then ~~~ :)
    lol, thx~~ representing me and everyone~~

    漫漫夜,只一诺(逍遥派)2010-02-09 06:26 605
    Yakamoz说:lol, thx~~ representing me and everyone~~
    :P
    sigh.. busy busy these days... *sorry for replying late*
    but going out for korean food tonight ..hehehe..

    Yakamoz(北京)2010-02-09 06:28 606
    漫漫夜,只一诺说::P sigh.. busy busy these days... *sorry for replying late* but going out for korean food tonight ..hehehe..
    huhu, totally understand~~~
    enjoy ur dinner, sounds nice~~~

    漫漫夜,只一诺(逍遥派)2010-02-09 07:02 607
    Yakamoz说:huhu, totally understand~~~ enjoy ur dinner, sounds nice~~~
    yups, leaving now :) catch you later~~

    Yakamoz(北京)2010-02-09 07:05 608
    漫漫夜,只一诺说:yups, leaving now :) catch you later~~
    see ya~~bon appetite

    Lomo时光(延吉)2010-02-09 17:26 609
    漫漫夜,只一诺说:yups, leaving now :) catch you later~~
    这俩个女人···· -0-

    漫漫夜,只一诺(逍遥派)2010-02-09 23:57 610
    Lomo时光说:这俩个女人···· -0-
    嗯,怎么了,男人。

    Lomo时光(延吉)2010-02-10 00:38 611
    漫漫夜,只一诺说:嗯,怎么了,男人。
    没事···
  • Allen(海外)2010-02-09 06:44 7楼
    Thx for the jokes
    fall asleep with smile

    漫漫夜,只一诺(逍遥派)2010-02-09 07:02 701
    welcome~~~ sweet dreams. good to see u again allen :)
  • taliyah.刘(丽水)2010-02-09 19:14 8楼
    I kown a half...

    漫漫夜,只一诺(逍遥派)2010-02-09 23:56 801
    加油~~~ hope you would be able to understand the other half :)

    taliyah.刘(丽水)2010-02-10 18:35 802
    漫漫夜,只一诺说:加油~~~ hope you would be able to understand the other half :)
    大部份I know。。。
  • 隐姓埋名(哈尔滨)2010-02-09 19:38 9楼
    刚看见的时候就蒙圈了。

    后来才有点反应过来。。。

    看来。要细细看下。。

    漫漫夜,只一诺(逍遥派)2010-02-09 23:56 901
    呼呼。。给你泡茶。。

    隐姓埋名(哈尔滨)2010-02-10 12:31 902
    漫漫夜,只一诺说:呼呼。。给你泡茶。。
    漫漫真贴心。~

    我最爱普洱噢~~

    漫漫夜,只一诺(逍遥派)2010-02-11 01:39 903
    隐姓埋名说:漫漫真贴心。~ 我最爱普洱噢~~
    嗯。。普洱暖胃哦~

    隐姓埋名(哈尔滨)2010-02-11 12:19 904
    漫漫夜,只一诺说:嗯。。普洱暖胃哦~
    胃寒的yin、、


    飘过~~~

    漫漫夜,只一诺(逍遥派)2010-02-11 22:45 905
    隐姓埋名说:胃寒的yin、、 飘过~~~
    抓住。。来杯吧~

    隐姓埋名(哈尔滨)2010-02-12 09:11 906
    漫漫夜,只一诺说:抓住。。来杯吧~
    啊啊啊啊。谢谢咯~

    新时代好女人,漫漫~

    漫漫夜,只一诺(逍遥派)2010-02-12 09:41 907
    隐姓埋名说:啊啊啊啊。谢谢咯~ 新时代好女人,漫漫~
    呵呵。。不管到了什么时代,女人还是要有女人的样子嘛。。呼呼。。。
  • 子非狐(海外)2010-02-09 23:13 10楼

    漫漫夜,只一诺(逍遥派)2010-02-09 23:54 1001
    。。。:D
  • xuxian(海外)2010-02-27 18:30 11楼
    哈哈。确实搞笑,收藏了,下次聚会时有冷笑话讲了。

    漫漫夜,只一诺(逍遥派)2010-02-27 21:13 1101
    :P 元宵节快乐~

    xuxian(海外)2010-02-27 23:33 1102
    漫漫夜,只一诺说::P 元宵节快乐~
    同乐同乐。
  • lizlyn(海外)2010-02-28 01:53 12楼
    嘿嘿~原来还没打算加这个小组来着~忍不住想留个言,还是加了~嘿嘿~有意思诶

    漫漫夜,只一诺(逍遥派)2010-02-28 03:11 1201
    咳咳。。。英文英文。。。:D

    welcome ~~~
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