
Saaidi’s are residents of southern Egypt, who are well known for their “intelligence”, “strength”, and “wit”. They are the descendents of the Pharaoos…
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Saaidi: I was born in Egypt .
Lebanese : ' Oh really, what part? '
Saaidi: ' All of me, you silly Lebanese!!. '
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A girl asked her Saaidi boyfriend : ' Habibi, if we get engaged will
you give me a ring? '
Sure replied the Saaidi: 'Sure, What ' s your phone number? '
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Saaidi is for the 1st time buying a colour TV.
Saaidi: Do you have colour TVs?
Salesman : Sure..
Saaidi: Give me a green one.
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Q: Why did 18 Saaidis go to a movie together?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!
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Q: A Saaidi ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it
six or twelve pieces.
A: ' Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces '
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What about the Saaidi ' s wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.
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Saaidi: ' Excuse me sir, what time is it? '
MAN: ' It ' s 3:15. '
Saaidi: (puzzled look on his face) ' You know, it ' s the weirdest thing,
I have been asking that question all day, and each time get a
different answer. '
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A Saaidi: was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a
sign that said ' DISNEYLAND LEFT ' .
After thinking for a minute he said to himself ' oh well! ' and turned
around and returned home.
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A Saaidi: got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to
finish it. He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box
it said ' 2-3 years ' !!!
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