Kong Fu Fighting
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those jerks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
There were funky China men
From funky Chinatown
They were trapping when up
They were trapping when down
It's an ancient Chinese art
And everybody knew their part
For my friend, ain't you a stiff
Then I'm kickin' from the hip
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
There was funky Billie Jim
And little Sammy John
He said, here comes the big boss
Let's get it on
We took the bow and made a stand
Started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion made me stiff
Now we're into a brandnew trip
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kids were fast as lightning